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Insane Clown Posse - The Shaggy Show

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  From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's industrial
  waste depositories it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!
  [Shaggy 2 Dope:]
  Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here!
  Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show
  I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know
  This is my sidekick Fat Pat
  He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!)
  Anyhow on my way here I almost died
  This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
  They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
  Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
  This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more
  Then she makes a right into my side door
  This comedy shit's gettin old
  The game is to be sold, not to be told
  Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?
  SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
  That's what I'm sayin
  On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin
  And that ain't it, also on the show
  Another motherfucker that well, some of you know
  You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother
  Violent J's in this motherfucker
  (I like that kid Violent J)
  Hey Moe! (What's up?)
  How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
  That's great, now let's give a hand
  To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
  We'll be right back with Violent J
  [Announcer:] (Playa hata:)
  Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
  Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
  (Straight up!)
  There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
  (Playa hata's degree?) That's right!
  (Aw hell yeah!)
  Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
  Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
  (Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:
  (Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
  Or the look shooker:
  (Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
  Or the never ending shooting star:
  (Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
  Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
  (Word up!)
  [Shaggy 2 Dope]
  Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
  He just served a half a year in the county jail
  Now he's back, for now at least
  Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece!
  [Violent J]
  What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin?
  It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it
  If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
  I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
  Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit
  A brand new group with my homies Twisted
  It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all???
  Hell naw
  [Shaggy 2 Dope]
  Now I been hearin a little of this and that
  About you havin some kind of a panic attack
  Tell us, uh, is it true?
  And when you have one, what the fuck do you do?
  [Violent J]
  Well, I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
  And then all of a sudden, I'm like GET OFF ME!
  Then I start chokin off pedestrians
  Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
  But that's all over now, it's old hat
  I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
  Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it
  I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!
  [Shaggy 2 Dope]
  Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
  For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
  Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
  Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
  Stay right here, we'll be right back!
  [Weird guy:]
  I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
  that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
  When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
  that bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
  Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
  bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
  drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
  Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
  Ask for it by name.
  [Shaggy 2 Dope]
  Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back
  My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
  He's come a long way from the LBC
  Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
  [Snoop Dogg]
  Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
  It's the big dog y'all, fuckin with the Insane
  Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town
  Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound
  I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
  They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
  So any MC that disagree with me
  Step up and watch your muthafuckin ass meet defeat
  [Shaggy 2 Dope]
  Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
  While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
  They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow
  Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?
  [Snoop Dogg]
  It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
  Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
  But I don't pay em no attention
  Oh, should I mention?
  I'm all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension
  Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dough
  Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks
  Don't give a fuck about nothin at all
  That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg
  [Shaggy 2 Dope]
  Snoop Dogg everybody!
  Now we gotta bring a close to the party
  (Already? What?)
  Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
  And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
  Join us next time for the show
  We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
  (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
  Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!

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