Ice Station Zero - 1000 Excuses

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Man, my car broke down, I couldn't get to a phone
  By the time I got home, I had to take out the trash
  and walk the dog, then a client of mine called
  Before I knew it, it was like 10:30
  You know, my body's been acting kind of wierd so I needed some rest.
  Your shit won't stink 'til you rub your nose in it
  Man, you'll never believe what happened to me today
  I had to get my brother from the airport
  On the way home, I had to pick up my niece from daycare
  and I guess when I was driving or something
  I didn't see the nail
  By the time the tow truck came, the last thing I wanted
  to do was work
  I got 1000 excuses why I can't get anything done on time
  And I'll make you feel sorry for me
  by whining about my epilepsy
  Man, I know things have kind of sounded wishy-washy
  from the get go. When got 1000 things going on
  it's kind of har to keep your head screwed on tight,
  if you know what I mean.
  Oh, by the way, I do have other clients & I always
  have 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.
  I've got a thousand excuses
  and every one I'm re-using

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