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DEAD MILKMEN - I Tripped Over The Ottoman



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They call me Robert Petrie and I live in New Rochelle
  With my wife Laura and son Ritchie
  But now my life's a living hell cause...
  
  I tripped over the ottoman
  One too many times
  I tripped over the ottoman
  Until I lost my mind
  
  I was head writer for Alan Brady
  Maybe you've seen his show
  It's not very funny and it makes my ears bleed
  This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas
  This week's guest star is Death!
  
  All day long I crank out one-liners
  With Buddy, Sal and Mel
  Once I laughed at Buddy's jokes
  But now my life's a living hell cause...
  
  I tripped over the ottoman
  One too many times
  I tripped over the ottoman
  Until I lost my mind
  
  Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
  Morey Amsterdam could make a nice guy kill
  [x2] and...
  
  I tripped over the ottoman
  One too many times
  I tripped over the ottoman
  Until I lost my mind
  
  Come here Laura; come to me
  I've been up all night listening to Ice-T albums
  Now it's time for you to get yours
  Hello Mel! This is my friend, Mr. Chain Saw!
  Hello Buddy! It's time you die, like the pig you are
  In the gutter, gasping for air
  This is a hand grenade, Sal
  A hand grenade!
  Ya know what a hand grenade does?
  It EXPLODES!
  
  What did you bring me daddy? [x3]
  Well, I brought you death!
  
  [Joe:] All right!




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