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Dance Hall Crashers - I Did It for the Toys



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Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
  tasted like egg nog and it was gross
  said he was lonely and it had been a while
  the elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes
  he sat me down and went on and on
  wouldn't shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone
  he said the plumber must've done something right
  he fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night...
  
  fa la la la la la [x4]
  
  Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
  i guess i'm wondering how far this would go
  we talked and drank until it was light
  then the bartender kicked us out 'cause we got into a fight
  but i kept thinking of the swag for free
  besides the old geezer needs some company
  well i've been broke this year
  it wouldn't be so bad
  i hate to admit it, but he's the best i've ever had....
  
  fa la la la la la [x4]
  
  Santa kissed me and i kissed him back
  but i did it for the toys
  figured i could get something more
  than i did from other boys
  Santa kissed me and i kissed him back
  but i did it for the toys
  smiled at me and wanted to see if i would
  
  but he's a pervert you can tell by his smile
  or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files
  that big red suit and jolly face is a disguise
  he only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs
  he drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time
  i'm gonna dump him as soon as i get what's mine
  guess i should really reveal my family ties
  he won't get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ball
  right between the eyes...
  
  fa la la la la la [x4]
  
  santa kissed me and i kissed him back
  but i did it for the toys
  figured i could get something more
  than i did from other boys
  santa kissed me and i kissed him back
  but i did it for the toys
  smiled at me and wanted to see if i would [x4]
  
  what a loser!




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